Hey I'm looking to chat and joke with ppl

Suave · 2024-12-18T01:15:18+00:00

Jokes and laughs I’m bored 😛

Erickson

Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Erickson

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Erickson

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Erickson

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Erickson

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Erickson

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

JustABitTricky

wait could that get me banned

JustABitTricky

JustABitTricky i havent been on here on like a year

Erickson

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Erickson

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Erickson

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

JustABitTricky

Erickson that was lowk funny

Erickson

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

Erickson

JustABitTricky lmao

Erickson

Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

A: You rocket!

Erickson

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Erickson

Q: What kind of music do chiropractor’s like?

A: Hip pop

Erickson

Q: How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?

A: Bring out the doggy paddle.

Erickson

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A: Because he Neverlands.

Oh this one is good if you liked the Peter Pan movie if you haven’t watched it watch it its peak trust

Erickson

Q: What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?

A: They rose.

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