Hey I'm looking to chat and joke with ppl

Suave · 2024-12-18T01:15:18+00:00

Jokes and laughs I’m bored 😛

Erickson

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Erickson

Beets
Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet

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Brussels Sprouts
Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels’ scout.
Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?
A: A muscle sprout

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Cabbage
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!

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Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A Cab-bage!

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Carrots
Q: What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A: Is it orange in here, or is it just me?
Q: What did the other carrot say back?
A: Hang on a minute while I root around for the answer!

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Corn
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: An ear of corn!
Q: What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
A: “Aw, shucks!”
Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: There are too many ears!
Q: Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
A: He kept pulling its ears!
Q: What does Cornelius call his silly friends?
A: Corn flakes!

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Q: What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?
A: COB webs

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Q: What did the little cob of corn call his dad?
A: Pop Corn!

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Q: What do you call corn that joins the army?
A: Kerne

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Q: Which vegetable has the best hearing in the field?
A: An ear of corn.

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Q: What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?
A: Cob - a - doodle - do!
Cucumbers
Q: Where do cucumbers go for a date?
A: The salad bar!
Dates
Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History – because it is full of dates
Eggplant
Q: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: An egg-plant

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Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice

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Leeks:
Q: Which vegetable can’t you take on a boat?
A: Leeks.

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Lettuce
Q: What is a kayaker’s favorite kind of lettuce?
A: Row-maine!

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Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?
A: We’ll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce (let us)!

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Q: Knock, Knock
Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Erickson

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.

Erickson

This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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